I don't get it

Once upon a time there lived a nowa day old castle. Guards were standings guard at the castles main doors with lovely shotguns, Waiting for King Khance and his wife Eva's command. Taila their daughter and their Son Isaac had everything they ever wanted, if they wanted something they would get it there is no excuse.One day some good and bad news hit the king 1=he was going to have a baby daughter and they had already chosen her name it was to be Britney that would bring happiness to the kingdom 2= the evil ugly troll Nick Mason is about to attack the kingdom and ruin everything in his path . Nick the troll was so ugly that if he look in or at glass it would break before him and his smile could turn milk sour and that dose not taste very nice at all. "No" shouted the king "i have worked so hard to make this kingdom i will not let it fall before that stupid troll Nick mason" i would take it that if you were him you would be upset too "honey calm down things can't get worse" just after those words left her mouth a slave came in and said "you highness the trool has just taken you son and daughter" "yes" said the king in a very low tone "things can't get any worse" then another slave came in "your highness" WHAT NOW" shouted the king "the troll just got in the castle" "do you wanna know something" said the king "i don't get it" =(
by Taila Emerson