I don't get it

Once upon a time there lived a nowa day old castle. Guards were standings guard at the castles main doors with lovely shotguns, Waiting for King Khance and his wife Eva's command. Taila their daughter and their Son Isaac had everything they ever wanted, if they wanted something they would get it there is no excuse.One day some good and bad news hit the king 1=he was going to have a baby daughter and they had already chosen her name it was to be Britney that would bring happiness to the kingdom 2= the evil ugly troll Nick Mason is about to attack the kingdom and ruin everything in his path . Nick the troll was so ugly that if he look in or at glass it would break before him and his smile could turn milk sour and that dose not taste very nice at all. "No" shouted the king "i have worked so hard to make this kingdom i will not let it fall before that stupid troll Nick mason" i would take it that if you were him you would be upset too "honey calm down things can't get worse" just after those words left her mouth a slave came in and said "you highness the trool has just taken you son and daughter" "yes" said the king in a very low tone "things can't get any worse" then another slave came in "your highness" WHAT NOW" shouted the king "the troll just got in the castle" "do you wanna know something" said the king "i don't get it" =(
by Taila Emerson

Clumsy.

We were wrapping up presents for Richards birthday. In my brothers room. Oh the mess. We had finished wraping up the presents. Lauren said time to clean up. 'No' I screamed ' no no no I'm not cleaning up no way'. I ran out the door and slam crash 'ouch' I moaned. I had tripped on my brothers PlayStation bag. 'you clumsy brat' Lauren called me. I said 'I'm still not cleaning up' I raced down the hall at the speed of lightning. Well not really but it seamed like it. I jumped on my mum. 'Hide me' She didn't hear me so I had to hide myself. Which was very hard my bottom was sticking up in the air. 'Molly I see you' Lauren murmured. 'But I don't want to clean up no' 'Yes' Lauren said. So I cleaned up I was dragging myself around the room picking up bits of rubbish and putting it in the bin over and over again. Do you know how boring cleaning up can be sometimes?. I started to sing 'no Molly its no time to play'. 'I was just trying to make it more interesting' I said. We had finished tidying up. 'Finally Finally Finally' I was like a stuck record. Then I had realised that there were only 6 bits of rubbish, some sellotape and some scissors. When we had finished I said 'lets play hide and go seek bet you cant find me' I raced out the door Crash bang 'ouch' I fell over a piece of wrapping paper. 'you really are clumsy ' Said Lauren ' I know'.


By molly